I reject the idea that an artist's bio needs to be some formulaic quaint narrative with a few revealing quotes written by a publicist who barely knows them anyway. Uniqueness by its very nature cannot be formulated.
I believe that people are the sum total of their life experiences., so here are some of mine.  
Yes, you will still have plenty of unanswered questions when you finish reading this. 
It's okay, I still have unanswered questions as I'm writing this.

Born and raised in Detroit.
2008 is the 21st year that I’ve been playing guitar.
I've hesitated to write my own music for a long time simply because I felt like I didn't have a solid contribution to make to society.
I feel that if you're going to raise your voice above the crowd, you need to have something worthwhile to say.
For numerous reasons, I recently find myself with plenty to say.
I guess I've finally realized and acknowledged that I see things differently than other people do.
Guitarist, singer, songwriter, drummer, bassist, producer
Apple
Louis Armstrong
Heather Gray Tshirts
James Brown
SRV
Bell's Two Hearted Ale is my new favorite beer.
Pink Floyd
Rich Mullins
One day, everything I own will have casters. I mean everything.
Dunkin’ Donuts is indeed my favorite coffee. Black.
Norah Jones
Sushi
Ken Rockwell
Alice In Chains
I want to have a bookmark in every book that I own so that I can pick it up right where I left off.
Phil Keaggy
Sade
My favorite color is either yellow or orange. I can't decide.
INTP
U2
Jesus
You cannot teach anyone anything, all you can do is inspire someone to discover it for themselves.
RHCP
Prince
Stephen Covey
I have joined the ranks of an ever increasing number of people who choose not to own a TV.
Sting
Each person has a unique contribution that simply cannot be duplicated by anyone else.
MIHP
Be
Carter Beauford
Ron Paul
Nothing exists in isolation; everything in life is connected somehow someway.
Pearl Jam
Bob Marley
Sarah McLachlan
To me, building a house and baking a cake are so similar that the line is literally blurred.
I believe that there is an absolute truth.
Fender Stratocaster
Electrical Engineer
Norm Abram
Rober Cialdini
Carhartt
I find it particularly interesting when people use "always" and "never" in reference to other people. Humans simply aren't that consistent.
Johann Sebastian Bach
People vote everyday of their lives with the money they spend.
Dave Matthews
Robert Kiyosaki
Dale Carnegie

You may have a hard time putting that all together. I know I do.